Jokes/Stories

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said a kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked. "You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven..."
Church Jokes
 
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. "Reverend," said the young man, "sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip." The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."
Business
 
Somebody once said that there are only two kinds of people in the world - there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and .... there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."
Two Kinds of People